Tax ka season

Tax ka season aa gaya…
Ha ha… Tax ka season aa gaya…
Mausam humaare office ka badal sa gaya…
Aaram se aanewale Sir humaare
Aa jaate july mai subah sawere
Tewar sabhi yon k badle badle…
Sir ko leave ka bolo toh jawaab aaye chup kar pagle…
Ab office mai hi nasta aur yahi par chaai
31st ko toh dinner b yaha don’t be shy…
234F ne lagai 5000/- ki penalty
Bhar bhar k records laaye uncle aur aunty..
Income tax jo kam tha
Ki GSTR-1 ne b naa choda
Kisi ko notice… Kisi ki demand…
Kuch karo ya naa karo articles are always taken in remand

Tax ka season aa gaya…
Ha ha… Tax ka season aa gaya…

Kabhi form prefill nahi hota
Kabhi site par h problem aata…
GST ka emsigner alag hi geet h gaata
Kabhi invalid kabhi not detected alag hi dhun par h chalta
Kabhi client data nahi laata…
Toh kabhi follow up nahi liya jaata
Jab bina matlab k h har cheez mai ho daat fatkaar
Toh samaj lena july ka season suru hua mere yaar…

Tax ka season aa gaya…
Ha ha… Tax ka season aa gaya h janaab

Agar nahi bhara aapne aapka aaykar…
Toh abhi waqt h dear Sir
Kabhi baithe the vo der raat
Kabhi Sunday ki neend cancel karne ki baat
Kisi ka shares kisi ka rent toh kisi ka salary
Sabko apne kaam k completion ki lagi h hurry
Data bhejege 1 din pehle…
Vo b humaare 5 reminder mails bina reply k padke…
Agar koi extra requirements mang lo
Toh muh aise banaege jaise orange k ped se todne h mango
Koi clients sab thik se karege comply
Koi clients har mail par puchege how and why
Aadhar OTP nayi fashion
Time par chalaya h alag hi ration

Tax ka season aa gaya…
Ha ha… Tax ka season aa gaya…

Areyy rukho abtak season ka sabse khatarbaak keeda baaki h…
TDS k returns apne alag hi tevar dikhaate h…
Inn sab k deadlines ki chakki mai…
Pista bass Bichaara Article h…
Data nai aaya – tumne follow up nai liya
Data mangwaaya – client ko pareshaan kyu kiya
Uff…. Tax ka ye season…
Bada julmi h maine jaana
Naa hasne ka waqt h…naa kaam jyaada h uska rone ka…
Naa khaane ka samay naa peene ka
Naa uthne ka naa ghar se nikalne ka..
Ab toh maa b nikalte huye Puchti h… Khaane k liye ghar aaega ya office mai hi soega
Aur fir itna sab karne k baad…
31st july ki shamko aata h ek IT dept ka farmaan…
Due dates for filing returns has been extended
Maa kasam rona issiliye aata h ki still the nightmare has not ended
Fir b naaz se kehte h hum…
Kyuki Nation building ka ek bada hissa h hum…
Time par bhardo apne return…
Kyuki baad mai 5000/- k saath lete aaega u-turn

Tax ka season h aaya…
Ha ha… Tax ka season aa gaya

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